My name is Brandi. I'm mid-twenty-something, from Texas, but living and loving in Chicago.
Warnings and Notes
This blog will contain:
Explicit language (I curse like a sailor)
Explicit images (I like porn and naked bodies of all shapes are beautiful)
More Henry Rollins
Fangirling of Epic proportions (Music is my lifeblood)
Fangirling of epic proportions about Henry Rollins
Random philosophizing (about music, people, sex and life)
Pretty, Shiny Things (animal, vegetable, mineral and metaphorical)
Sex positive commentary
The occasional Pete Wentz
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
There is so much truth here.
Wait, did you visit my home town to write these?
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell
I don’t feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren
Do you realize how many people won’t get that reference. So sad. Totally one of my all time favorite movies!
I can’t let myself think about people not getting the reference, it’s too sad to consider.
Don’t get the reference, don’t care. So amused by the cup on the wall.
Empire Records. How can you be friends with me and Sparrow and not have had us push Empire Records onto you yet? :)
I LIVED WITH BRANDI. And I still haven’t seen it. Y’all forget that the more you push something, the less I want to see it.
not pushing, just surprised we haven’t got to you by osmosis yet :D
YOU don’t push. Others do. Which makes me resist. XD
I saw the reference and was all Aaaaah!!!!!! Wait, this is Stephanie? She never watched it…
And then I read past the reference.
We never got around to it, tbh. It was one I didn’t push, because ER is a cult following that’s not huge like others, so I wasn’t shocked she hadn’t seen it. Most people haven’t.
Tbf, my best bet was to turn something I wanted her to watch on when she was interneting and let her get sucked in, without being all YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS OMG.
empire was one I never got around to “accidentally” making her watch :P though usually when I did, she’d grudgingly admit she enjoyed it.
The crowd for #phish is colorful, to say the least.
Kali digs the bedroom view. To be fair she’s had the kitty equivalent of Xanax, and is kind of really high right now.
I have too much stuff. Or rather, my furniture is too big.
OFFICIALLY A PROFESSIONAL AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
There’s a fridge in the living room of my new apartment. (Living room and kitchen are one room, tbf) but I am strangely ok with that.
Platonic lady snuggles and Pringles farts. Goddamn were drunk.
Today my littlest sister, Brooklyn (@lilcountrygirl02), turns twelve. I am suddenly very old and she’s growing up into a gorgeous, silly young lady. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
(That top left photo is my favorite thing in existence, FYI. There is no product in her hair. It did that all on its own)